I went to email my professor this HUGE project I’ve been working on all week. I took an extension on it because it was enormous and I turned it in a zip file with a note “I’m not quite sure if I did this right, I’m sorry it took so long to get it over to you but I really did my best, please let me know what you think.”
And then I sent it and read it over again. I accidentally sent my head shot instead of my project. So email #2 reads “Please disregard the previous attachment. I am not looking for attention or compliments, at least not in regards to my head shot. If you want to give them to me for this project though, that would be nice.”
I AM FAILING AND IT’S THE FIRST WEEK.
I wish society didn’t think so poorly of strippers.
I wish I cared a lot less of what ‘society’ thinks of me.
Because honey, I could CLEAN THE FUCK OUT and make dolla dolla bills, and then retire in the desert with a mountain view like I’ve always wanted. What a lot of these girls lack is showmanship. What I lack is a decent set of boobs, but I have the showmanship to make up for it (maybe?) so what I’m saying is, I am too scared to try it but it also intrigues me.
And I know, I’m “too smart for it” but that’s another thing society says to make us feel that these girls are stupid, drug addicts, “less than”. I don’t buy into that. Girls strip to pay for college. They strip because they look good. They strip because they enjoy it. It’s good money. I don’t know. It’s something that I’ll never work up the courage to do but will always wonder about it in the back of my mind while I’m schlepping through my boring desk job.
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps?Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
On another note, you SHOULD be allowed to buy pet food with food stamps. Or there should be a separate fund for that. Hate me if you want, but we’d have a lot less animals in shelters if people could get help taking care of their pets. This isn’t a “you shouldn’t get a pet if you can’t take care of it thing,” of course you shouldn’t. But people fall on hard times, and their pets shouldn’t suffer. Pets help people stay calm, focused and peaceful during hard times. People should be able to keep their pets, and should get help taking care of them. #MellaForPresident2016
If you’re like me and can’t read WTF it says:
Mix in some mint leaves, add freshly grated ginger, add a few drops of orange blossom water, mix in some rosebuds, dilute with ice-cold tea instead of water, add a cinnamon stick, dilute with 1/2 water and 1/2 orange juice, make your own combination out of the suggestions above. These look amazing, if summer ever returns I’ll totally try them all.
how white people are always cast to play true stories when the real life person wasn’t white. It seriously bothers me. Like, I’m watching a true crime story and the killer was Indian. He is played by a white kid. They intermittently show photos of the actual person, and of course he looks NOTHING like the actor. What is the purpose of this?
There are a lot of movies where the person was definitely not white and yet they cast a white person anyway like it’s NBD. What is wrong with society? We can’t handle seeing a lead that isn’t white? Acting schools only accept white people? Neither of these are the case, so what the hell is going on?
I don’t need to exercise to get my heart racing I just drink 2 liters of caffeine and I’m GOOD TO GO MOTHERFUCKERS.
I don’t model anymore (a particularly dark time in my life) but for some reason I never got around to taking my website down. Nostalgia I guess. But having people message me with asinine requests such as “wil u do a topless foot fetish shoot for 20 an hour?” really sends me through the roof.
I have no issues with nudity, the human body is remarkable and I don’t think any less of women who do this kind of work. We all have to make a living. What I take an issue with is the fact that these assholes can offer an insanely low rate to take photos that women can make hundreds an hour for. Many women jump at the chance to do this because they believe it will lead to “bigger and better” jobs, and that is not the case at all. High paying clients can easily see you’ve done low-quality crap and they devalue your worth based on that.
I used to watch ANTM and hated the way these girls saw themselves. I know it was mostly for show, but I just want to open up a modeling school and have classes such as “Knowing Your Worth 101”, “How to Spot a Creeper” and “Responding to Assholes”.
Sorry for this rant. I don’t even know why I’m letting this bother me except that somewhere out there, there is a pretty young girl hitting “reply” and “yes”.
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon. Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life.
This is a wiener dog eating a wiener. I call it “Hot Dog” and the red words symbolize my anger and torment and the font displays my reverting into a childlike state and my descent into madness (lol jk I just draw shit).